and when I say "weenie" I mean as in yellow polka dot you dirt balls. Well anyway, if you had a chance to snoop around the sidebar of my blog you will see a new feature. I know, no one wants to do it and fur-shur no one wants to utter a word about it. But my vitamin D deficient blogging pals we can no longer avoid the countdown to summer and the dreaded preparation of bikini season. I know. The sun maybe hasn't seen those hard to reach parts since last summer and maybe longer. Before you freak out and decide to sit this one out and just hang in the A/C all summer chill a sec. There's time kids we just need to get our fannies in gear and hit the trails ASAP. We have exactly 73 days from this point forth to do what we have to do to stand a chance against the battle of the winter bulge. I am going to face the battle head on and target the areas on my body that have suffered the most "winter kill." See for me it's the extra in the saddle bag area & the additional junk in the trunk I have been carrying around. I mean I'm no idiot-I'm not gonna hang with Kate Moss by the summer solstice, but getting a bit more lean is totally do-able. So anyway I did a little math (not really my bro-in-law did) and figured working out 5 times a week between today and Summer 1 mean 50 work outs (at which point he said "that sounds terrible"). Whatever, I am always up for a good challenge and I thought if I put it on the blog you might (and I might) hold me to it. Listen, we're not talking lb's here we are talking about the feel good factor which I think is what matters most. So here is my pact to you... I'm gonna work on tightening up my cheeks and ironing out my dimples (not on my face you nerd-farther south) and when I do I'm gonna find some cute lifeguard-type and perform this "chest stand" like in the photo instead of my typical keg stand (another blog post). (PS I have no idea who the goof balls are in this keg stand photo, but I think this chick's form is a perfect 10)See all you toned and tanned bloggers tomorrow (and you pale and ones too).
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I can definitely say I've also used a measuring cup to drink keg beer. Ah, the days of not being able to afford those glorious blue 16 oz. plastic cups.
Do I have a resource for you, (and anyone else reading this that likes to workout until they shake with fatigue). Its called monkeybargym.com. They are a "natural" fitness company which means you use basically your own bodyweight for resistance, occasionally a medicine ball, body bar... But don't be fooled, that does not make your work out any easier. i LOVE the posted 60 day challenge work out. They give a daily work out and if you are confused with the movements, check the complete video library to see the move and view the proper technique. The first time a did a work out my I didn't think my legs would have the strength to carry me home. The next day I realized I had worked muscles that might have not have been discovered by science.
So, if you are needing a little variety and inspiration I suggest checking these guys out! You'll be lookin' hot in your itsy bitsy in NO time!!
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