Ramblings of a 34B cup...

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Thursday, April 3, 2008

A smidgin' of the east coast...

Well now that didn't take long now did it? I think I just might be hooked. I think I may like being a part-time New Yorker. I mean just today I left the apartment in Tribeca and jumped on the 6 train uptown and got off Spring Street just in between Lafayette and Broadway (Soho for all you Midwesterners) to run a few errands and act important. This city has great energy and ooodles of people everywhere. I noticed a few things... people don't look at people much-everyone is just pretty much on a mission to get where they need to go and making any eye contact just isn't worth the extra effort. I notice people wear A LOT of black, brown, grey and navy-so just to go against the grain I bought something I have had my eye on for really long time. Now if these don't say hello 34b cup I don't know what does! Yes, the low tops-woulda sprung for the high top Chuck-e-Taylors except they didn't offer them in my signature color. I spotted Keri Russel and her cute little bambino strolling down W Broadway by the Amish Market. Of course I can hear city folk round here talk a little funny and though I haven't quite put my finger the exact problem yet I do know I am a little more aware of how the folks in the movie Fargo sounded. I am amazed at how everything gets delivered. I mean I have NEVER been know for being frugal, but picture me on the subway, sweating like a hoar in church, toting more bags, upon parcels, upon packages trying to avoid the average $15.00 courier fee?!? Listen I give up-once the 35b cups began to collect the always attractive cleavage (or lack there of) sweat-I gave up surrendered. Sign me up deliver it all-the $15 bones is worth it my friend. Only in the big apple does the cute chick at triple B (Bed, Bath and Beyond) asked if my boss, "was my husband?" What she was really wondering is why does your "husband" like boys too, or why is he "gay as dutch doors" as he himself says?!? We both got a kick outta that! I mean where else do you get to stay in a great apartment on the 31st floor (overlooking the "hole" - I know a little grim -think 9/11) with your other boss, who is also as he says, "a little light in the loafers" AND have cocktails at the proper hour, a pre-dinner drink, followed by wine with dinner, succeeded by an after dinner drink and just in case I wasn't fuzzy by then one more "night cap" at home in our jammies. Why not have that last shot of port before bed. Gheez-these guys/ladies/whatever really know how to take care of a woman (alright, in some ways). Anyway, think of me tomorrow night as the B's sail over the US of A headed toward home (and detox).

I can't go until I say a very special thanks to my bloggy sitter and friend, Ms. Nicki. I mean did she do a great job or what? And if you think I didn't text her in a moment of panic about missing a post then you are totally kidding yourself. Ahhh, it's gonna be good to be home.

7 comments:

Nicki said...

Can't wait to hear all of your tales from the city!

i heart design said...

Welcome Home girlie, you and your new chucks!

i heart design said...

Welcome Home girlie, you and your new chucks!

Disgruntled Princess said...

I need a quiet room, a glass of wine and a face mask before I read your next NY moment. I could almost imagine being there--and by the way the "offer" is still open.

Super Heather - aka Mom said...

LOVE, LOVE NYC. Jason & I were there last summer w/ some girls you might know from good ol' Aberdaber.

Jason's aunt has lived there since 1979 & she was a great tour guide for the East Village where she has had the same apartment since she started attending NYU in 79! Rent control - gotta love it!

Great little dive bar in the East Village called the "Shrunken Head" if you have time you should check it out they have the funnest drinks w/ cool shrunken head glasses.

Disgruntled Princess said...

Hey we must be related...or not. I just updated my profile and then wanted to see if the picture worked so I checked your site and profile--you have to see what I wrote about writing and arithmetic...no idea you had that in yours!! BTW we have cool nooks here too--I'll show you around some day!!

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