Ramblings of a 34B cup...

CHIT-CHATTING ABOUT ALL THE THINGS YOU COULD CARE LESS ABOUT...
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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Meet Mickey on the right and Tom on the left!

You know that I know that you have always wondered what to call em. Come on, you know what I'm talking about: the big (or in my case little) kahoonas, knockers, canz, hooters, juggs, fun bags, chesticles, headlights... enough already we are talking bewbs. In a world where nothin' is FREE you gotta take advantage of a FREE little quiz to assist you in finding the proper names. AND they throw in a net value in case you ever wanna, well, take out a rider policy on your home owners insurance. Try asking your State Farm agent about that with a straight face! Anywayz, the funny little quiz on the right has all the answers. And why it matters is if you really like yourself some dairy is beyond me. Not happy with your given names? Try the site that called the B cups Barcardi and Coke by clicking here for another chance. None of this could be complete if it weren't for Bette Midler's Otto Titsling screaming in the background-so turn it up already. My, oh, my! Ramblings of a 34b cup a little bit dirt ball? For sure. Entertaining? Doubtful. Funny in my sick mind? Certainly.

Can't wait to meet your two too!

6 comments:

Katie said...

Stephanie & Tim...$1,200,464 Would you expect anything less!

I'm Henry said...

Robert and Tom - 4.5 mill - sweet

Fabulous Over 40 said...

Stephanie & Jack. $7,275,654

Turpin Family said...

Stephanie and Jim! Ummm...they really should ask if you've breastfed...may affect the name and certainly affects their value! What an appropriate quiz for your blog, love it!

gina. said...

robert and jason at 6.1 mill.

wait. robert? jason?

Tristana said...

Thanks for writing this.