So in all fairness we talked boobies yesterday, so today we talk (gulp) nuts. I'm not talking peanuts, walnuts or guys' nuts (yikes). I'm talking straight up, red-neck, motor head bumper nuts. Oh but wait! You don't have to drive a truck to participate in all the ruckus! Let em hang from your tractor, motorcycle or local firetruck (?!). Oh ya baby, just let em swing in the breeze as you cruise down the freeway (never mind all the people pointed and laughing). Not sold yet? You've got options here like the blue balls, nuts of steel or even the brass balls! I say order a case and blame it on St. Nick when they end up in every one's stocking. You think I'm kidding? Take a peek at my go to source for online knowledge, Wikipedia! I love how they try and remain all P.C. in the explanation of why in the H. E.L.L. someone would hang huge testicles from their hitch. Anyway I bet we all have a, "special," someone in our lives that would likely purchase these and let em hang low and loose. For your sake I hope that, "special," someone isn't the guy who signed your marriage certificate.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Does your truck have, "balls?"
So in all fairness we talked boobies yesterday, so today we talk (gulp) nuts. I'm not talking peanuts, walnuts or guys' nuts (yikes). I'm talking straight up, red-neck, motor head bumper nuts. Oh but wait! You don't have to drive a truck to participate in all the ruckus! Let em hang from your tractor, motorcycle or local firetruck (?!). Oh ya baby, just let em swing in the breeze as you cruise down the freeway (never mind all the people pointed and laughing). Not sold yet? You've got options here like the blue balls, nuts of steel or even the brass balls! I say order a case and blame it on St. Nick when they end up in every one's stocking. You think I'm kidding? Take a peek at my go to source for online knowledge, Wikipedia! I love how they try and remain all P.C. in the explanation of why in the H. E.L.L. someone would hang huge testicles from their hitch. Anyway I bet we all have a, "special," someone in our lives that would likely purchase these and let em hang low and loose. For your sake I hope that, "special," someone isn't the guy who signed your marriage certificate.
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I hope my boyfriend was paid for his photo being on that website...what a hottie
i saw a truck in the target parking lot a couple of weeks ago that had balls. that's what you get when you live south of the mason dixon line. wink wink.
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