Today we tackle a serious subject on Fashion Friday. The (panty) lines have been drawn in the sand and we must win this fashion-faux-pas battle. The VPL (visible panty line-duh) crime rate is on the rise in both urban and rural areas across the US of A and I for one will not rest until each person (male & female) is outfitted with the perfectly fitting thong (too much drama?)! Now sure, you can always rock the "commando" attack against this terrible regime (ohhh, could I out someone here, but a certain C cup will remain anonymous) but you run the risk of a the chaffing revolt (gulp!). So your best defense boys and girls is to suit yourself up in a perfectly fitting thong, g-string, banana hammock, butt floss, or the like. Head on out to your favorite retailer and make an investment in your future and our country.
AND remember as my old pal McGruff says, "take a bite out of (VPL) crime!"
P.S. A little birthday celebrating will be happening tonight for a special gal (cup size unknown at time of post). Alrighty my little blogging under garments-tune in Monday for the party review.
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5 comments:
Really man thongs? I'm not sure I'm there...
Dude, Either it's my computer or the music thing is making your page load very, very slow.
First you teach me to go commando, now you're tellin me to buy new undies...make up your mind!! Haven't touched a pair since your bachelorette party! For those of you that do--Blanc de Blanc in Wayzata has a great option--closest thing to commando without the impropriety.
There's a D cup I could out also that we all know and love, but I won't because I'm sure there's a topic coming that she could/would out me on.
PS - I'm not having trouble loading the page...and I'm 100 because I don't know that song
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