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Thursday, February 21, 2008

The BIG "Pole"

Hello blogger world. Here we are the day of the BIG "pole". To wear my extensions and become a valuable DeJaVu employee (btw I refuse to work there if they say I have to be "one of the 3 ugly ones") or keep it real and carry on in the interior design world. A lot is riding on the outcome of this race... I am sure everyone will be waiting with baited breath for the results on Monday. Posting these self taken photos is a lot like hearing your own voice on an answering machine-very painful. Have a look and then cast your official vote in the column to the right.








Brooke, Interior Designer
vs
Brooke, Stripper Extraordinaire



















Speaking of show girls I thought I would put a plug out there for the book I am currently reading. Not to be read by easily offended Candy Girl, by Diablo Cody is as City Pages indicated "A glorious act of too much information." Pruda (you know who you are) would absolutly curl up and die (but you would die happy for sure).

Tune in tomorrow for a double feature! The first post of FASHION FRIDAY and Miss Kato turns 6!




7 comments:

Nicki said...

It actually isn't bad...where's the "pole"?

i heart design said...

I though you might add a shot of a signature move? We're waiting for that! I love the silky extensions BUT I wonder if you should try some synthetic dreads? That might make you feel a little more relaxed and ready to spread that free lovin'. Think about it!

Best Ex-Wife Ever said...

Don't kill me but...

It kinda looks like your hair in high school.

oh the days of being a Vscoy!

Nicki said...

Ok, I have to talk more about this. How does it clip on exactly? How did you get it to match your hair color so well? i have wavy hair, then what? Even though my name is Nicki, I guess I'm not cut out to strip.

Pruda said...

Pruda is down with extensions...I could have used them during the height of "picture window" stripping days on Balcerzak

Anonymous said...

Hey Brooke! This is Jaimie and I totally agree with Heather! The first thought was of all the partying days at Tom and Linda's house! I'll never forget the time I spit apple ala mode in that beautiful long hair of yours! I thought you were going to kill me :) Damn Captain Morgan...

Blogger said...

I've just downloaded iStripper, and now I enjoy having the hottest virtual strippers on my desktop.