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Monday, September 29, 2008

"A Gamma Phi and a Guy..."

"... in a little canoe..." If I have any Gamma Phi Beta (Gamma Pi) readers out there you know just what I am talking about. For all ya all others-it's a long story. Speaking of a long story-do I deserve the, "Best Wife of the Year Award," or what? My hubby, the avid upland game hunter, has been obsessing about birds. He has spend many-a-long hours, and who knows how many gallons of gasoline, scouting for the best possible spot to call in the birds (calling birds is a whole nother story...). So anywho we loaded up the, "stealth," boat and headed out to the Crow River. I was a titch crabby I didn't get the heads up flip flops were not the appropriate footwear for dragging the damn boat though the weeds and woods to the water (dock 2 points from Wife of the Year rating). We finally arrived at the water's edge and set official sail (if paddling your hinney off counts as, "setting sail."). We came up on a whole herd of canines frolicking in the CHILLY water. Of course we couldn't resist letting Miss Kato partake in the fun, and she couldn't resist taking a HUGE poop on the beach (we didn't have a poop bag-and had to bug a group of strangers). We regrouped and effortlessly cruised on down the river marveling at a bald eagle that kept circling over head (it was A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!!) and I was so mesmerized by how close he was to us I couldn't take my eyes off of him long enough get a photo (sorry). By this time Miss Kato was shivering from her romp in the CHILLY water I was telling you about, so of course I ordered my hubby to give her his sweatshirt (looking back now, I guess I should dock 2 more points). Life was good, until we decided to turn around... We underestimated how steady the current is and at one point we absolutely COULD NOT maneuver the boat through a channel! Both of us screaming at each other to, "GO! Dig Deeeeep! Paddle!," and each attempt we would fly backwards in reverse. After about 3 trys, my cleavage sweat was full on, and my hubby finally got out and pushed us through the channel. Mental note: add 2 points for him.

7 comments:

I'm Henry said...

That whole thing is hysterical. I can just hear you two hollering at each other...just like bocce!

gina. said...

agree...i had such a visual of the "DIG DEEP!" lol!

Anonymous said...

gina, i wish we could have added audio to your visual because in a moment of panic and frustration brooke farted trying to dig dig dig out of the current and parted my hair down the center. jv

(brooke, stop leaving out details critical to the story line!!!)

Brooke a.k.a. 34B cup said...

Oh honey! I guess I deserve that after outting the boil on your butt!

i heart design said...

Maybe Brookes fart could have propelled you out from the current. Better yet, with your reliable gas schedule Jerrid – you two could have been twin motors!

Disgruntled Princess said...

By the look on his face I would say you owe him four points, but the fart comment...back to zero...it is your blog afterall.

Nicki said...

I'm dying