ROCK THE VOTE...

A quick update today before I tell you about, "home, SWEET, home." Go on and reward yourself for standing in line at the, "Church of the Open Door," for 1 and 1/2 hours! (BTW, why do the have a, "hot tub" in the lobby?) Sport your sticker all around town for free stuff! Free coffee at Starbucks! Free Ben and Jerry's ice cream! Free pint of Schells at Nomads! Free sex toy at Sex World (now I really have your attention!)! Free doughnuts at Krispy Creme! Free cookie at Wild Roast Cafe! Free admittance to the dance party tonight at First Ave! Free, Free, Free!!! I love FREE stuff (not as much as MOM, but I still LOVE it!)

PS If someone calls you tonight for the 16th time to remind you to vote, BE NICE! It might be the 34B cup!

Come on kids, it's your civic duty!

I don't care who you vote for as long as you vote for the same person I want! Ok, so that's not really true. Yes, it's no secret who the B cups support, but here's the real deal. I'm not interested in trying to talk you into supporting the donkeys and I'n not interested in being urged to vote for the elephants. Fair, right? So HERE IS what I am going to try and talk you into. Know the issues. Learn the facts. Don't let some TV commercial producer assist you in making these very important decisions. Knowledge is power bloggey voters and if you still don't know who you are going to vote for then, "what in the sam hell are you waiting for?" Seek out the candidate the most aligns with your beliefs and get your tail in line to vote. Complaining will not be tolerated by anyone who does not give a rip enough to learn the facts and take a stand. With that said, mark your calenders to do the right thing and vote (ok, so a little fun isn't illegal is it?). So everyone is talking (and talking and talking...) about Obama vs McCain and Franken vs Coleman and Madia vs Paulsen, but what about the other issues? (Insert Tim, the toolman, Tailer, ahhhuuuh noise here.) I know! There is more to think about! For example city offices, judicial offices (mental note to call Bean for input) and the Clean Water, Wildlife, Cultural Heritage and Natural Areas Amendment. So you have 6 days and counting. Getcher head in the game and learn about what you need to vote on. Here's how to attempt to wrap your brain around all of this if you live in Hennepin County. From the county website you can get yourself a sample ballot just by typing in your address. Great now half the battle is done. You know what is expected of you now get on out there and vote. Got cha!

Obama Fo Yo Mama!

Alrighty then, lets chat elephants vs donkeys blogger style shall we? Ok-first to all my republican bloggers take a chill... I just must say I am totally geeked out over this dude. Can you believe yours truly volunteered at his campaign headquarters before our state caucus?!?!? Dang shootin' I did-I called 165 people in two hours AND only got told told to get f'd 3 times. Not too bad if I do say so myself. As you can see from the photo the 34B cups "stand behind" Senator Obama. The girl at Urban Outfitters told me if we could pick the next prez based on T-shirt sales Mr. O would be our man. How bout a very scientific poll (margin of error +/- approx. 99%) predicting our next Mr./Mrs. President by what $24.00 T-shirt you would purchase? Click here to see Hillary's and click here to see Obama's. I swear I am not being a McCain hater(well maybe just a little) he just doesn't have an U.O. T-shirt! Because I am feeling generous he can still have a spot in the poll. Be sure to cast your ballot in the right hand column of the blog.

Sick of the race to the blanc maison already? Well then get stacked for the Tuesday post-Hollywood's 34bs.