Poll Results

In case you hadn't noticed my blog's first "pole" has concluded. Here are the final results and it looks as though I better stretch out well (as to not pull a hammy or something) as the stage is calling my new name: *Gretchen Willow!

Listen honey, don't you dare quit your day job. 1 vote (7%)

Warm up that pole-lets see what you got! 11 votes (84%)

Seriously, I am so pleading the fifth. 1 (wimp!) vote (7%)

*Anyone can easily formulate your stripper name by using the name of your first pet followed by the name of the street you grew up on. Go ahead and try it-I dare you!